Taylor

Tits. Sorry, breasts. Dammit, take 3: Big ol sloppy bazongas. I can’t get them off my mind, because nothing else about Spy Classroom was noteworthy enough to talk about, aside from the MCs giant knockers. Distractingly large, really. I’d had hope for this, unfortunately. After the success of Spy X Family and this seasons Buddy Daddies, I’d hoped we were in a GOLDEN AGE of spy animes. Well, maybe with those two, but Spy Classroom ain't one of ‘em.

We follow our large chested protag, Lily, a bottom percentile student at a spy school. Spy schools exist in this world by the by, I’m not 100% sure why but something about war being Hell and never changing, I don’t know, I was distracted by her HUGE TITS. Seriously. You might be thinking I'm exaggerating this. I am not. I’ve seen big anime tits before but, this is supposed to be a psuedo-serious show and we’re supposed to take Lily at least a little serious but how can you when shes hauling those milk wagons around? “Taylor, is this review just about Lily’s breasts?” Yes, but I digress. A great war is coming and a crack team of spies is needed to avert it. Similar beats to Spy x Family, actually. By crack spies I of course mean a bunch of other failures and bottom of the barrels students like Lily, including the cool silver haired Monika, voiced by my personal queen, Aoi Yukki and the only reason I gave this show a passing glance. This is where it starts to feel like a harem, and where the “comedy”? I think is supposed to begin. The sensei tasked with this is a master spy, maybe the best in the world, but completely inept at teaching the students who realize they’re cannon fodder, meant to get clapped during the “Impossible Mission” they are tasked with. I say comedy because it’s not very funny, yeah I got a few chuckles, maybe even, dare I say, a chortle, but overall it felt forced and a little bit cringe. The climax of the episode was a Battle of the Wits between teacher and student when Lily poisons her sensei to try and get him to, uh, not suck at teaching? Seems extreme but ok. Anyways BIG shocker it doesn’t work, he outsmarted her like a Dollar General Light versus L, but less fun and with MUCH bigger tits.

Like most anime's from feel., it looks good enough. They've been consistent enough that it’s competent, but this is no Hinamatsuri or Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU. What’s wild is the source material for this is apparently highly rated and praised, another part of what had me interested. I don’t know if something was lost in the transition from manga to anime or if it was just overrated, I don’t know, but going purely of the first episode, this is a drop for me. That’s it, that’s the review. It sucks. Except Lily’s tits.